Job #001Trade & serviceGold Coast, AU

Answer the phone. Book the jobs. Rank on Google. Chase the invoices.

Without doing it all yourself at 9pm. F*IT is the AI back-office team that runs your admin, so you can run your trade.

We run our own window cleaning company on it. Watch it work before you commit.
Back office // liveF*IT
  • Call answered, job booked Receptionist
  • Quote sent, followed up Closer
  • Website live, ranking Builder
  • Invoice raised, chased Bookkeeper
  • Job posted to socials Producer

Answer every call

Routes to your AI when you cannot grab the phone. It takes the details and books the job.

Book more jobs

Quotes go out fast and get followed up, so leads stop going cold in your inbox.

Get found on Google

Your site and listings get built and worked on, so customers find you first.

Get paid faster

Invoices raised the day the job is done, then chased without you doing it at 10pm.

One team, not ten tabs

Cancel all of these

You are already paying a CRM, a website guy, an SEO retainer, a phone-answering service and a bookkeeper's software. Four vendors that do not talk to each other. F*IT is all of it, run as one crew.

× Your CRM subscription
× The website guy on retainer
× The SEO agency
× The phone-answering service
× Bookkeeping software fees
× The stack that never talks

Not your team. F*IT replaces the fragmented software and the fragmented vendors, never the people you employ. Your best hire, not your replacement.

The roster

Meet the crew

Sixteen agents. The staff you could never afford, and they answer to you. Two of them talk to your customers, so they get names.

Shift board // on now16 on the books
DickReceptionist
On the phones
I pick up when you cannot, take the details and book it in. You get a text with exactly what I did.
FannyReceptionist
On the phones
After-hours calls do not sit in voicemail. I answer, sort the job, and flag anything tricky for you to check.
Media ChickProducer
Making content
I turn your finished jobs into posts. You give the nod, I publish. Nothing goes out behind your back.
Media DudeProducer
Making content
Before-and-after reels from the photos on your phone. Drafted for your approval, not posted without it.
The CloserThe DispatcherThe BookkeeperThe MarketerThe SEOThe BuilderThe Coach+ 7 more on the tools
It does the work, you stay the boss

We will not tell you it never misses

Some AI receptionists promise they never miss a call. We do not. The AI does the work, flags anything tricky, and a real human checks it. You approve, you steer, you stay the boss. Every week it gets better, and we tell you what it did.

Built by a tradie, proven on a real business

Not a demo. A business.

F*IT was built on the Gold Coast to run a real window cleaning company. Not a Silicon Valley mock-up, an actual business that answers its own phone through this crew.

Live proof // 001

Zen Window Cleaning

Our own company. We run the whole back office on F*IT, in public. Book a look and watch the crew handle a real day of jobs.

Proof // your town

Someone like you, near you

As design partners come aboard, each becomes a named tradie in a town near you, with the numbers they actually got. Reported, never promised.

How to start

Three ways in. None of them a free trial.

F*IT is run for you, not a login you figure out alone. Pick the rung that suits where you are.

01

See it running

Watch the crew run a real business, live. No pitch deck, just the machine working.

See it running
A few spots
02

Apply as a design partner

A handful of spots. Reduced beta pricing, direct line to the founder, and your requests shape the product. Early days, hiccups and all, said up front.

Apply as a partner
03

Book a managed build

We build your back office and run it for you. Full service, from client six onward.

Book a build

Does it do my trade's weird thing?

Maybe not today. We can build it for you in days, not the six months a dev shop quotes. It will cost you, and then it is part of the platform for good.

Keep-the-website guarantee

No lock-in. Ever.

Cancel after 90 days and keep your website on free hosting for 10 years, with a small "Hosted by F*IT" credit and the smart features switched off. Your number, your data, your site, your rankings are yours. The results keep you, not a contract.

See it before you commit

Watch it run a real business

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